Albert Downsy, Jr.

Albert Downsy, Jr.undefined, played by David Wain, is Beatrice's secretly gay husband, who is having an affair with Victor. Alfred is the gentler of the two in the relationship and acts as the stereotyped gay man obsessed with fashion, hair trends, making dessert, speaking in falsetto, and giggling. He is also fond of growing vegetables that resemble male genitalia, and giving Beatrice relationship advice about her twin Frederick. When he attempts to impregnate Beatrice (a monthly ritual), he chloroforms her and covers her face with a towel so he might fantasize about the male servants in the room