Commodore Bellacourt

Commodore Bellacourtundefined (originally Harold Bellawitz, a fur trapper), played by David Koechner, is the family patriarch and "magnet magnate". The Commodore has little or nothing to do with his wife or children, and is often away on business. He regards his two daughters Lillian and Beatrice with fondness but refers to them as "cocaine sponges." He is embarrassed by Frederick because Frederick, as his only son, will inherit his empire and will likely run it into the ground. The Commodore has no regard for Hortense at all, neither good nor bad, other than larger-than-life repulsion. While the Commodore was away, he fell in love with a prostitute named Celine and offered her a job at the manor in order to be close to her and keep her as his mistress. The two regularly tryst together in the house, though their relationship remains a secret.