Hamish

Hamishundefined, played by Brett Gelman, the groundskeeper who tends to the grounds of the mansion and performs certain other "special" duties such as kidnapping, abortions, "re-conforming to heterosexuality training," and selling women into sexual slavery. Hamish has a foul, unkempt appearance. His teeth are blackened with scurvy and other plaque, and he is often doing hard manual labor or carrying human feces. Hamish is a sadist and likes being tortured both physically and verbally (although stands in for erectile dysfunction with his overt masculinity). He recognizes Chair as a former prostitute whom he was a client to, making her life difficult. In the season one finale, Hamish ends up being framed for the murder of Scoops LaPue and is arrested.